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  • Writer's pictureHailo

The Gospel According to Hailo

We are always changing. You're never the same person for two seconds. This used to scare me, until I learned how to let go. This is who I am and what I'm into now, at the beginning-ish of 2024. I might change between now and the end. Don't hold it against me.



Personal Philosophy

Be present. Imagine good things. I live in New York. I'm from Kansas. I'm 23. I'm reserved, I love to laugh.


Love Life

  • No texts -- Phone calls only

  • Coffee dates -- early morning or night - quick and more convenient

  • No apps

  • Privacy -- After last year, I learned that writing about your love life is a slippery slope (don't date a writer)


Diet/Exercise

  • I love the gym -- When asked how many sets I have left, I will growl. I listen to scripture while I workout. The Lord is my Shepherd. Let me chest press in peace

  • Sprinkles -- Last year I would come back from the club and have a cup of sprinkles with maraschino cherries. Yes, I had a cavity last year

  • Raw Carrots

  • Home cooking -- I used to make these elaborate recipes for my ex when we were living together, so now I'm trying to make one elaborate recipe for myself per week

  • No vape

  • Jogging in the rain


Beauty

  • Benefit love paint

  • Bedhead (literal)


Hobbies

  • Reading

  • Writing

  • Band

  • Walking around -- with an ice cream cone (spring and summer)

  • Long showers - a little music, a beverage, some candles and it's almost like a club, but better and cleaner and less grope-y


Kinks

  • Praise

  • Vintage Prada


Enemies

  • The J train

  • Sleep - I get bored if I get more than 6 hours. Also, nightmares.


Idols

  • Jesus

  • Pamela Anderson

  • Emma Boatman - Granny on my Mother's side


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That's me! (this year).


You're going to meet the Hot Literati writers for the year in this format and in more sprawling pieces.


I'm really excited about this site though. I miss when the internet was a fun, light place. When you got to choose what you saw. So, I say thank you for trusting Hot Literati with your time and your mind. We'll try to help make it a nice place to be.



xoxoxoxxoooxoxox




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